I never actually deleted my OkCupid account all those years ago. Instead I changed it to "gay, seeking bi girl" and checked back every once in a while to absorb compliments from the messages. Pathetic? Maybe. Entertaining? Definitely.
But now that I'm "back on the market" I made the profile a bit more honest. I'm straight! There, I said it. Now I'm forced to compare my new POF account and my ancient OKC account...
POF - a bit more "mature" and advanced. The "facebook" of online dating.
OKC - more fun, more friendly. The "myspace" I guess.
Note: Girls don't send naked pics as freely as the boys do. Again, I ask, why are men so obsessed with their junk? Cause I'm not and there needs to be a place on my profile where I can confirm that.
Another Note: Does anyone READ the profiles? I mean, what's the point if the 20 year old college kid is sending me the standard "Hi :)" (and we'll get into how much I despise that message at another time) when my profile could not more clearly state that I will not date uneducated children? I may have to get mean. My sweet face defies me once again.
Third Note: I miss Christian Grey. I'm going to bed with him tonight, it's official.
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