Why Dogs Are Better Than Boyfriends

Today I came home to my adorable Chihuahua mix and I realized, no boy has ever made me as happy as this one.

1.) A dog will never leave you. They can't! You just have to put a leash on them. You can't put leashes on boyfriends. At least, most boyfriends... but I'm sure there are exceptions.

2.) A dog will never cheat. Sure, he may get flirty with your female friends, but at bedtime you know he's cuddling up to you.

3.) A dog will never leave the toilet seat up. Never! They don't even use it! It's divine. I don't think men have any idea how obnoxious that is.

4.) A dog gives the best kisses. Wet and slobbery, sure. But they're full of love and no agenda.

5.) A dog won't drink all the beer. They won't drink any of it!

6.) A dog will laugh at your jokes. Okay... maybe not laugh, but they won't look at you like you just recited Shakespeare either.

7.) A dog will always listen. Whether you're complaining about a girlfriend, a coworker, and brand new strappy sandal that broke the first time you wore it, or even your boyfriend! Your dog will be all ears.

8.) A dog won't forget to pick you up at the airport. Your boyfriend will. You know it, I know it, he knows it...

9.) A dog doesn't get moody and crabby, suddenly, when you mention the word, "relationship." He'll let you talk about your relationship all day! Especially if there are treats and toys around.

10.) Your dog always wants to play with you. Always.